Wow, i could not have underestimated how monumentally bad the Fox Network coverage would be of tonight's Red Sox at Yankees game. The announcers are two duds whose names don't even appear on the Fox website (which is too bad, because i gladly would have named them). They just go on and on about nothing; it's like they forget that there's actually a game going on. And then to make matters worse, they have Sarah Silverman make a cameo as a supposedly famous Red Sox fan; only she has even less to say about the Red Sox than the dud announcers (and apparently knows nothing about anything, except how to appear mentally deficient; maybe they drugged her).
And since the Fox Network headquarters is in New York City, it's no surprise that their coverage of the game would be pro-Yankees. But what makes their announcers seem so severely obtunded? Perhaps it's the continuous low grade gamma radiation present in the city combined with the repeated inbreeding of Fox employees that leads to neural degradation. Or perhaps it's that their health insurance offers radical frontal lobotomies with a zero co-pay — New Yorkers are loathe to pass up a bargain.
And since the Fox Network headquarters is in New York City, it's no surprise that their coverage of the game would be pro-Yankees. But what makes their announcers seem so severely obtunded? Perhaps it's the continuous low grade gamma radiation present in the city combined with the repeated inbreeding of Fox employees that leads to neural degradation. Or perhaps it's that their health insurance offers radical frontal lobotomies with a zero co-pay — New Yorkers are loathe to pass up a bargain.
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Actually, the announcing got a little better after the Sox picked up a two-run lead. Perhaps someone hit a fly ball (or two) into the booth and reminded them that there was in fact a ball game going on in front of them (or maybe they each got clonked hard enough in the head to activate the few remaining neurons in their withered brains).
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