Celebrate!

Pop the champagne bottles and belly up to the bar, boys (and girls)—the drinks are on me!  Someone bought a copy of anomaly on Amazon—Hooray!!!—and i'm pretty sure it wasn't my mother (as she hasn't touched a computer, so far as i know, since about 2005).

Looking out the windows at the fog this morning:  a very calm & restful (& humid) view.  Procrastinated with some chores already today (dishes, laundry, putting away holiday lights), so i guess it's time to write again.  Yay grind!

Cornell University Suicide Exposé

Well, sort of.  The memoir that Mary Evans wrote in 2001—anomaly— is finally available on Amazon as an ebook.  And some of it is set on the Cornell University campus.  And there is a suicide attempt.  But it's not very sensationalistic or tabloidish.  It's just the story of part of someone's life.  An unusual story, certainly.  And it does expose some of the unfortunate culture of suicide that existed for too long at Cornell.

http://www.amazon.com/anomaly-improbable-memoir-stories-ebook/dp/B00B5I7JUK/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_1

So far the commercial success of the book has been underwhelming.  But the book wasn't written with commercial "success" in mind.  The book was written because the writer had to write it—that's what writing is often about.

[some appropriate tags for the book:]
mental health
depression
suicide
traumatic brain injury
Cornell University
love
self-discovery
rebirth

Not the most fun list, except for the last three.  They are the salvation of anomaly.

My First Foray in Amazon Ebook Publishing

 

well, my first foray into Amazon ebook publishing:  anomaly (2001, by Mary Evans) is now available on Amazon (for $2.99):

http://www.amazon.com/anomaly-improbable-memoir-stories-ebook/dp/B00B5I7JUK/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1359129075&sr=1-1

interestingly, i don't even get a free download of my own book.  all i could do (for free) is download a sample.  the format came out OK, but not great.  Amazon's conversion process inserted (small) line breaks between my paragraphs; and they indented the first line of *every* paragraph, while the original HTML document i supplied them with had *no* indents in the first paragraph in a chapter or after an inserted empty line (which is the format i prefer).

but when i had converted the HTML *myself* (with the free software Calibre), i could set it to remove spacing between paragraphs and to leave the original paragraph indents untouched.  so with my free software, i was able to produce a better looking Kindle document than Amazon!  a little disappointing.  oh well . . . at least i'll get some royalties now.  :-D

Cold & Busy

ugh, a day of sneezing after a night of coughing; at least i didn't have to get bundled up to go running (since i stayed inside all day).

but i got some work done.  i finished re-editing anomaly and submitted it (as HTML) to Amazon for publication as an ebook (along with labels & tags & descriptions that i pulled out of my ass).  tomorrow, maybe, it will be available on Amazon (unless they take one look at it and decide it's a no-go).  gods help us all.

and i made some inquiries into the restaurant where we want to have our rehearsal dinner.  ugh, again.

now it's time to wash dishes.

ciao!

Maintaining A Warm State Of Mind

Bundled up for running; had to maintain a warm state of mind, and then it wasn't so bad.

More Editing & Cold Outside!

Almost ready to submit anomaly to Amazon in ebook form.  Not entirely happy with the whole e-publishing thing—it's really sort of primitive, the way lots of the subtle print-appearance stuff that i'm used to is stripped away—but it's the future, and has lots of advantages; so i'm on board.  And it gives me more sympathy for the odd errors i see in ebooks, too.

Did some internet sleuthing for an hour or so this morning and found my friend Ginger; i sent her a message & friend request on Facebook.  All of the internet hits were teasers from pay-sites, and of course i don't have the money to pay for that sort of thing, but collectively the teasers yielded the important information—especially her new name.  We haven't seen each other since the mid '90s in North Carolina and Arizona, but i'd really like to know how she's doing (especially since she's now in Ohio).

Also stressing (minimally) some over wedding preparations; but that's par for the course, i expect (and probably only a fraction of what my fiancé is going through).

Cold outside today, so running wasn't as much of a joy as usual.  (Good thing i'm not in Minnesota or thereabouts, whew!)  And the weather will only get colder, it seems, so more layers are perhaps called for.

Struggles With Writing

Reading that proof-copy of anomaly on my Kindle (before i submit it to Amazon) is more troubling to me than i thought it would be; i really thought i'd have enough distance from those events more than twenty years ago to not be overly bothered.  But i was wrong, just the same.

I guess the last vestiges of me believing that i'm mostly (if not purely) rational are gone for good.  Now i can admit that i'm only a little bit rational and that i'm mostly influenced by my emotions.  It makes more sense, i guess; but it's very humbling.  I've always thought that i drew most of my strength from my rational, mathematical side; but that's probably wrong too.

On the upside, it must mean that i have some emotional strength that i hadn't been willing to recognize previously.  And now i know that i can reinforce that strength, with some effort; because i get the feeling that i'm going to need some strength again to write Better Off.

Wish me luck!

Heh, "Working" :-)

More snow, more shoveling (which is a good thing, since i won't go running on a snowy day).  Watching the birdies & squirrels out the back window—they're glad of the birdseed our landlords put out; i am too.

And that loaf of bread with the coarse flour did turn out all right.  Tonight i guess i'll try making pizza dough with it.

More progress on converting anomaly into an ebook.  Saved it as HTML from Word (after extracting from PageMaker); then Calibre will convert it into a .mobi file for me, plus Amazon wants it as HTML for selling on their site.  Fun, actually, thinking of tags to describe the book; writing the description will be less fun.  Glad it's almost done.  Then on to the next project, Better Off.

Ciao!

Another Monday — ausdrückliche Nacktheit

Hmmm, what to write about.  Another loaf of bread baking in the machine; this new brand of flour made the dough seem weird during the kneading—if the effort produces a whole wheat brick, i may bring it back to Donelan's and ask if they have any mortar to go with it (or i could just throw it at them).

And i looked at the statistics of views to this blog.  When i include suggestive phrases in Japanese, the number of views goes up—and the U.S. audience thinks it's trendy.  So if i include a phrase like 露出した女性, it might boost my stats.  (Or if i re-translate it back, i'm somewhat mystified.)

Maybe German would be better:  ausdrückliche Nacktheit.  That *is* better.

Or Russian:  порнография и оргии.  That's only slightly humorous.

Greek might be good:  πολλαπλάσιοι οργασμοί.  Good old dependable Greek.

(Though i did a Google search, and the German phrase yielded a curious number of Sonic The Hedgehog pictures, like this one:

How interesting!  Perhaps a study is in order, correlating video games and ausdrückliche Nacktheit.  ;-)

More Writing

More steps towards making anomaly an ebook.  Put the whole text, with proper indentation via MS Word, into an RTF file; then got Calibre to convert it into a Mobi file (with only a few tweaks for it not to add extra space after carriage returns, et cetera).  And i've previewed the result on the Kindle app for my computer, though not the actual Kindle itself yet—not until i straighten out a few pictures which didn't make it through Word.

I left the text from the original pretty much untouched (despite how much i'd like to re-write the whole thing), and mostly i'd like it to be out there for when i finish Better Off (hopefully this year).  First on Amazon, next on Barnes & Noble; then it'll be more in public.  More writing.

Happy Saturn's day to you all!

Thor's day, my favorite

Hmmm, i seem to notice a pattern emerging:  good blog entries on the even-numbered days, and struggles on the odd-numbered.  OK, it's not much of a pattern; really it's just an excuse to not write blog entries every day, which is fine with me.

Had a good day yester, working on the conversion of my memoir, anomaly, into a Kindle document.  Nothing like looking at my old writing to elicit a strong reaction (in me), both good and bad.  Some of it is a memory thing; you may (or may not) know that i struggle some with memory at times; anyway, i wrote anomaly partly just to record the memories while i still had them.

And this morning i started looking at a PDF of a (*non*-crazy difficult) physics book, Halliday & Resnick 8th edition, Extended.  I had started to look at my Kleppner & Kolenkow a week or so ago, but figured i needed a little warm-up before going back to the real hardcore stuff.  I guess it's more of trying to deal with old ghosts.

Hope you're all making the best of it out there; keep it up!

Mary Evans resurrected

Another day, another blog entry.  Had some fun today starting to convert documents for Kindle self-publication.  First to convert, a PDF; and then an Adobe Pagemaker document.  Mainly it's a question of extracting the text, eliminating some of the formatting, and then inserting or deleting the necessary line breaks—simple, quick work requiring a modicum of concentration, but enjoyable enough if you like the material you're working on.

The PDF isn't my work; but the Pagemaker document is, a book i finished in 2001, my first one.  Not really publishable, but useful to me as therapy.  It'll give me a laugh to be able to offer it on Amazon (and probably also on Barnes & Noble as an epub) and get to label it with all sorts of relevant tags.  More therapeutic payoff.  No real money in it, but it'll give me a laugh.  Mary Evans will begin to have a presence in e-publishing; quite a step from the books i used to print up for free on the Arizona State University laser printers and then bind & press on homemade equipment.

And hopefully it will motivate me to write more—and have an easy mode of distribution, and even a limited revenue stream.  Heh, me as a writer.  Finally.  Who'd'a' thunk it?  :-)

Monday, arg!

OK, it's Monday and i don't want to make a new post.  So if i just whine and complain about it for a line or two, it will be enough.

And we watched 'The Great Escape' today, too; that sounds like a good enough reason (as if i needed one) not to make an entry.  So there.

Ciao!

For Educational Use Only

Education and house-husbandry—those sounds like good descriptions of how i spend my days.    (Though i'm probably better at the former than the latter.  ;-)  For education, i both teach and learn.

This is the part i like best:  in education, copyright laws & enforcement are greatly relaxed; so i encounter no problems borrowing, copying, and using whatever works i please.  What fun!  Educational use is fair use, and fair use is legal.  So may all your endeavors be legal.

Support your local libraries!  They have all kinds of media for you to use and delight in—and they're just waiting for you to borrow them.  E-books, DVDs, music CDs, audiobooks, as well as more traditional forms.  Why buy, when you can borrow?

Enjoy!

Why No Entry Yesterday

It wasn't my best day, that's for sure.  In the mid-afternoon, i put on my running clothes, looked at the house-key on a neck lanyard, walked downstairs, and closed the door behind me.  Only i'd not actually picked up the lanyard nor put it around my neck.  So no key.  Just in case, i tried the door—locked, of course.  Argh!  And before leaving, i'd just made double-sure the back door was locked!

So i head off for my run, dreading the locked house that awaits my return.  When i get back, i try the doors again—just for form's sake.  What else am i supposed to do?  I look at the windows, which i know are all securely locked.  And even if they aren't, i wouldn't really want to pry off the screen to check.  My landlords are away for the day, and my fiancé isn't due home from work for four hours.  Four hours!

I walk around the house, looking in nooks and crannies, hoping against hope that some former resident might have stashed an emergency key and left it there after they moved.  Nothing.  And i'm not about to break into my own apartment, let alone the landlord's.  So now i get to wait.  And it's January, so it's not warm out, either.

Two things save me:  first, there's an unheated hallway for me to shelter in, closed off from the wind; second, there's the day's mail that i had just picked up.  So i look through a big Pottery Barn catalog—for what seems like hours—and an alumni magazine of a school i knew nothing about.  And i pace, to keep warm.  Because it feels like it must close to freezing out.  So i flex my big muscle groups.  And do crouches and knee bends.  But my hips are really beginning to ache, from an old injury.

Every so often, a car goes by our driveway.  And so i peer out, through the plastic-covered window screens, hoping.  Pace up and down the hallway, peer out, tense some muscles, and go back to pacing.  It's starting to get dark out, and the clouds become tinged with reddish orange.  More cars.  More pacing.

The sounds of a car draw my attention.  Salvation!  I can get inside, finally!  But no, it's just a car turning around in the nearby intersection.  Really, i know it's still way too early.  More pacing.  Now it's full dark out.  I try counting, deliberately, just to pass the time; i finally reach six hundred—ten minutes or so—enough.  More pacing.

Then the sounds of a car in the driveway.  I peer out the window.  Our car.  It's over.  Hooray!

So that's why i didn't have time to make a blog entry yesterday.  Whew!

Money Comes In; Money Goes Out

Ah, it's that time of month.  Money in; money out.  Paid ten bills this morning and thought about the little text file i keep handy (and occasionally revise); it's just a few paragraphs which i recite or email to bank representatives about why i'm not paying more on their credit cards.  Currently, the last paragraph reads:

"i'm sorry that you made a bad investment in my debt.  i made a similar bad investment in an Ivy League education and it never paid off, financially.  i can no longer work; but if i ever win the lottery, i'll be better able to pay."

Perhaps i should add "Wish me luck!" at the end; that would give it a more optimistic sound, i suppose.  What do *you* think?  :-D

Not Yesterday; Maybe Today :-D

OK, so i didn't actually get the holiday lights down yesterday; but at least i unplugged the christmas tree.  This morning, with James Darren serenading on the stereo, i have great optimism for getting things done.  And if not today, then perhaps tomorrow.

New calendars unwrapped and hanging on the walls, boxes waiting to be packed up and put into the attic, and a row of DVDs to be stowed away (and perhaps mailed off to someone who will watch them)—these things set the scene in our cozy apartment.  Dishes to be washed, horizontal surfaces to be dusted, books to be sorted, boxed, & put into a donation box . . . the list goes on and on.

A house-husband's job never ends; but it's a dream come true for me, a joyful world that i never wish to leave.

To borrow a copyrighted phrase (from The Writer's Almanac^®, which of course is also copyrighted):
Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.^®

Advice To Myself

Happy New Year, peeps!  As ever, it's another chance to start over on achieving goals and striving towards whatever perfection you like.  Revel in your time; make the most of your life—it's the only one you get!

Laugh when you can, and smile often.  Choose *not* to be a curmudgeon.  Embrace life.  Find joy; avoid pain.  Be bold, brave, and confident.  Affirm, instead of denying.  Don't give up—try!

Wishing you all a lucky twenty-thirteen!

[and a big thank you to George Takei via Sue Hobart for the picture!]